Rules of the Chef
Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:41
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- The Chef is always right.
- The Chef does not sleep, he rests.
- The Chef does not eat, she nourishes herself.
- The Chef does not drink, he tastes.
- The Chef is never late, she is delayed.
- The Chef never leaves the service, he is called away.
- If you enter the Chef’s office with your own ideas, you leave with hers.
- It is forbidden for chef’s to have children, in order that their numbers should not increase.
- The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.
- If you criticize the Chef, you criticize the Almighty.
- Chef is always spelled with a capital C.